{"product_id":"fathertime-mother-of-the-century-bourbon-by-jim-gaffigan","title":"Fathertime Mother of the Century Bourbon by Jim Gaffigan","description":"\u003cp\u003eJeannie Louise Noth Gaffigan is the mother of five children, a dog she didn’t want, and a cat she is deathly allergic to. She gave birth to each of her children at home with no drugs while her husband nervously watched. She survived a brain tumor, homeschooling during a pandemic, and over twenty years of marriage to a constantly traveling comedian who sometimes impulsively buys homes his wife may not want. Jeannie always put her children and family first.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause of this selfless generosity, Jeannie has been proclaimed Mother of the Century. This very precious batch of bourbon is a small gesture to express my gratitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Jim Gaffigan\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll women are amazing. A woman can grow a baby inside their body! Then somehow a woman can deliver that baby through their body. And then by some miracle a woman can feed that baby with their body. When you think of the male contribution to life, it’s kind of embarrassing really. The guy is always like, “Well, I helped too! For like 5 seconds! Doing the thing I think about 24 hours a day.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDedicated to Jeannie Louise Noth Gaffigan\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Sip Whiskey","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42008907251767,"sku":"FMOFT","price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0618\/8843\/0135\/files\/BuyFathertimeMotheroftheCenturyBourbonbyJimGaffiganOnline.jpg?v=1764713675","url":"https:\/\/dramstreet.com\/products\/fathertime-mother-of-the-century-bourbon-by-jim-gaffigan","provider":"Dram Street","version":"1.0","type":"link"}