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Fathertime Bourbon Firstborn Edition By Jim Gaffigan
Each bottle of this Fathertime Firstborn Edition has been personally hand-signed
This precious batch of bourbon is named Fathertime, not after that bearded fella who is the personification of time, nor the special moments a man spends with his children but for the occasional brief period of peace and reflection every hard-working father earns. It is my belief that the mother is often the hero of the story. When someone becomes famous, they buy their mom a house. The father is lucky if he gets an invitation for lunch. This bourbon is presented as a tribute or a salve to the unheralded paternal sacrifice of the men who show up and try their best. Fatherhood is the most important job men with children will ever fail at.
On the front of this bottle, you will find my grandfather Joseph Patrick Gaffigan, a man I never met but whose sacrifice changed my life. Joseph taught himself to make and sell dentures, breaking a cycle of Gaffigan men working in coal mines that had existed since my family arrived in America in the mid-1800s. Joseph is the father of my father Michael Ambrose Gaffigan (above). Michael was the first In our family to go to college and he pulled our family into the middle class. I Imagine Michael was a complicated son to Joseph, just as I was a complicated son to Michael. Having been a father for 20 years to five children I’ve experienced my own series of complications. I’ve learned so much and will continue to learn. The only thing I know for certain Is that a father’s joy is earned. Below-right is a photo of me and how a man looks after a couple decades of being the father to five children. I’m eternally grateful to my wife and hero Jeannie.
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Fathertime Middle Child Mystery Bourbon by Jim Gaffigan
New parents are often told, “Children are like pancakes. You always mess up the first one.” Really? I spend a lot of time with my children, and I’ve never thought, “This is just like making a pancake.” Based on this Pancake Logic, a second or third child would be an improvement, right? Not if you listen to birth order conspiracies – I mean theories. According to those, the middle child has “issues” because they don’t receive enough attention. That’s concerning but also confusing. Wasn’t that middle child also once the supposedly spoiled, attention-soaked youngest child? Wouldn’t the middle child be the second non-messed-up pancake-child?
Like most parents, I would never ignore one of my children. Unless they were asking for a screen. Or money. Or if I was watching football. Well, despite all this birth order nonsense – I mean theory – I believe I give my middle child as much if not more attention than my other kids. She somehow even earned the right to be my phone’s wallpaper image – much to the dismay of the other pancakes. The middle child is often a mystery; but then again, so is most of parenting… which is probably why Jesus invented bourbon.
– JAMES CHRISTOPHER GAFFIGAN
Each bottle of Fathertime’s The Middle Child Mystery has been personally hand-signed.
FATHERTIME PRECIOUS BATCH KENTUCKY STRAIGHT BOURBON WHISKEY
EMPTY NESTER STRENGTH
The Middle Child Mystery
This precious batch bourbon is named Fathertime, not after that bearded fella who is the personification of time, nor the special moments a man spends with his children but for the occasional brief period of peace and reflection every hard-working father earns.
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Fathertime Second Child Syndrome Bourbon By Jim Gaffigan
Bourbon raised with love and discipline in heavy oak barrels undisturbed by children or the stress of parenting
The same principles that inspired the Firstborn Edition of Fathertime have also guided the creation of our new release, Second Child Syndrome. This endeavor is still just me and Stu tasting barrels and putting together a smooth and delicious bourbon. This batch is just as precious as the first and each bottle is personally signed by me, which was a pain in the ass but totally worth it – much like fatherhood.
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Fathertime Second Child Syndrome Cask Strength Bourbon By Jim Gaffigan
As I continue to learn and “do research” on bourbon, I’ve grown to appreciate stronger pours. That’s why I decided to bottle some of Second Child Syndrome at cask strength (118.8 proof).
I affectionately refer to this expression as Empty Nester Strength. When children finally leave the home, parents enter a unique stage in their journey. While empty nesters are often characterized as being victoriously liberated from parental responsibilities, they sometimes also experience a level of grief. The grip of love and fear that permeates parenting grows a little tighter. And some nights that calls for a stronger bourbon.
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Fathouse Bacon Flavored Whiskey
We love everything about cocktails, making them, serving them, and enjoying them with the people we love. In this bottle is our attempt to make your great life a little bit better – one cocktail at a time.
Washed booze tastes better so we made it available to everyone – for everyone. We first render the highest quality fats, then combine them with our hand-selected spirits. Once the blend meets our standards, we chill it to separate the solids then it is triple-filtered. What’s left is a perfectly balanced spirit with a velvety mouthfeel and smokey bacon notes. All the complexity without the complication. Now go put some drinks.
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Faux Pas Bartlett Pear Vodka Mule by Betches
Faux Pas Bartlett Pear Vodka Mule from Faux Pas Cocktail Co. is a gluten-free, ready-to-drink Pear Vodka Mule canned cocktail. 250mL Cans. 8.0% ALC/VOL.
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Faux Pas Grapefruit & Orange Tequila Soda by Betches
Faux Pas Grapefruit & Orange Tequila Soda from Faux Pas Cocktail Co. is a gluten-free, ready-to-drink Grapefruit & Orange Tequila Soda canned cocktail. 250mL Cans. 8.0% ALC/VOL.
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Faux Pas Lemon & Mint Vodka Soda by Betches
Faux Pas Lemon & Mint Vodka Soda from Faux Pas Cocktail Co. is a gluten-free, ready-to-drink Lemon & Mint Vodka Soda canned cocktail. 250mL Cans. 8.0% ALC/VOL.
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Faux Pas Spicy Mango Margarita by Betches
Faux Pas Spicy Mango Margarita from Faux Pas Cocktail Co. is a gluten-free, ready-to-drink margarita canned cocktail. 250mL Cans. 8.0% ALC/VOL.
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Fever-Tree Blood Orange Ginger Beer
Drawing on the expertise and shared passion for quality mixed drinks, Fever-Tree has worked with Maker’s Mark Bourbon to develop this custom flavor profile.
Fever-Tree Blood Orange Ginger Beer is specifically designed to pair with the characteristics unique to bourbon creating a delicious new take on the Kentucky Mule.
Blood Orange Ginger Beer has the fiery, full-bodied taste of Premium Ginger Beer, balanced with the subtle citrus flavor of Italian Blood Orange. Not too sweet on the palate and specifically made to be mixed, but equally delicious on its own.
By substituting cane sugar for fruit sugars, Blood Orange Ginger Beer has 57% fewer calories than Premium Ginger Beer.
Taste: The blood oranges in our Blood Orange Ginger Beer have a very distinctive flavour, which is sweeter and softer than table oranges. The sweet notes of the blood oranges, combined with our signature blend of three real gingers to make this deliciously refreshing mixer like no other.
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FEW 10th Anniversary Bourbon
A decade of distilling American Whiskey is a testament to the success of FEW Spirits. We are proud to call ourselves Chicago’s Whiskey and prouder still of all that we have overcome and accomplished.
In celebration of ten years of great whiskeys, we share this limited edition, FOUR GRAIN STRAIGHT BOURBON. Bold notes of spicy cinnamon, oak, and vanilla tease the placate and a smooth round finish delivers a celebratory experience.
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FEW Alice In Chains All Secrets Known
$79.99FEW collaborated with rock band, Alice In Chains, to bring fans a rockstar experience. Our iconic FEW Bourbon at 101 proof has been finished in wood tequila barrels for 6 months to bring an edgy, limited, and unique release to market. This is a highly limited release, available in very select quantities.
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FEW BIB Straight Bourbon
In 1893 World’s Fair preceded the US Bottled-in-Bond Act by 4 years. This whiskey is bottled under the strict rules of the Act, essentially America’s first consumer protection law and guarantee of quality. Bottled at 50% ALC./VOL., distilled in the same season at FEW, and aged a minimum of four years in American Oak in a federally bonded warehouse, FEW Bottled in Bond Bourbon features the beloved spice of FEW Straight Bourbon, with cherry, smoked vanilla, oak, and caramel undertones.
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FEW Bottled in Bond Straight Rye Whiskey
Whisky/Whiskey, American Whiskey, Bottled in bond, Brands, FEW Spirits, Rye Whiskey, Single Barrel, AlcoholDelightfully expressive & enjoyably complex, this single barrel straight rye whiskey, bottled in bond, is forged from hearty rye married with midwestern corn. This straight rye whiskey solely exists for you to sip, savor, share & shall never be duplicated. Selected by a unique individual for the singular drinker who sips it now.
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FEW Burgundy Wine Barrel Finished Bourbon
Born from our quintessential bourbon, a Southern tradition infused with the spiciness of rye and a touch of malt. Raised in French Oak Wine casks from the famed Clos Vougeot region in Burgundy. The region is famous for its nuanced complexity imparting intense flavors of black cherry, cacao, and a true Burgundian finish. This collaboration between the new and old world will transport you to an entirely unique place.
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FEW Cereal Killer Straight Rye Whiskey
FEW once again emerges from the shadows, and brings forth a uniquely good whiskey. With this expression, RICE KOJI lends its enzymatic prowess to RYE and WHEAT to create a complex, rich and full-flavored STRAIGHT RYE WHISKEY. The Kohi traditionally used in Japanese fermented drinks converges with more conventional American whiskey fermentations to create a spicy rye whiskey with a velvety texture, earthy backbone and fruit-forward aroma. Koji is the ultimate Cereal Killer, indeed.
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FEW Chicago Smokeworks Whiskey
Where there’s smoke there’s whiskey
Rising from the ashes of The Great Chicago Fire, we honor the city’s rebirth with Chicago Smokeworks, our bold and soulful reimagining of a traditional malt whiskey. Notes of deep smoky cherry and charred caramel suggest memories of roaring flames, fiery furnaces and a people of unflickering conviction. This is Chicago. Where there’s smoke there’s whiskey.
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FEW Cold Cut
FEW Spirits brews up a whole new experience. Cold Cut has a familiar FEW profile with a splash of something new – cask strength FEW Spirits Bourbon, brought to bottling strength using cold brew coffee. The addition of smooth cold brew delivers unexpected depth and a boldness that leaves you asking for a refill.
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FEW España Bourbon Whiskey
Born from our quintessential bourbon, a Southern tradition infused with the spiciness of rye & a touch of malt. Raised in Spanish Priorat wine casks, bringing the heart of Catalonia & its terraced vineyards with unique slate soils. This Collaboration between the new & old world will transport you to an entirely unique place, harmonious & cascading.
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FEW Icons of Rock Collection
This is whiskey that rocks. For the first time, FEW is offering three rock n’ roll whiskeys in a single collection. The FEW Spirits Icons of Rock Collection features Motor Oil Whiskey, the brand’s collaboration with indie darlings Black Rebel Motorcycle Club; All Secrets Known, released in partnership with Seattle grunge icons Alice In Chains; and Smashing Pumpkins Bourbon, which sees FEW team up with its Chicagoland neighbors. Ideal for music lovers and whiskey enthusiasts alike, this set is one you’ll want to rock out to.
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FEW Oak & Oscar Bottled in Bond Straight Bourbon
Enjoy this collaboration between FEW Spirits and Oak & Oscar – two local companies that celebrate quality time with friends, good bourbon and making no little plans.
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FEW Smashing Pumpkins Straight Bourbon
Savor the unique flavor of FEW Spirits Smashing Pumpkins Straight Bourbon. Infused with madame zuzus midnight rose tea, this straight bourbon whiskey is expertly crafted by FEW Spirits. Aged for over four years in charred new, American oak barrels, each sip is full of rich, complex notes that will tantalize your taste buds. Experience the essence of FEW Spirits and indulge in the art of bourbon.
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FEW Spirits Bottled in Bond Straight Rye
The 1893 World’s Fair preceded the US Bottled-in-Bond Act by 4 years. This whiskey is bottled under the strict rules of the Act, essentially America’s first consumer protection law and guarantee of quality. Bottled at 50% ALC./VOL., distilled in the same season at FEW, and aged a minimum of four years in American Oak in a federally bonded warehouse, FEW Bottled in Bond Rye features the beloved spice of FEW Straight Rye, with notes of stone fruit, pepper, spice, oak, and caramel undertones.
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FEW Spirits Motor Oil Black Rebel Motorcycle Club Whiskey
Black Rebel Motorcycle Club coined the term “Motor Oil” to toast to a job well done, and the hell yet to come. B.R.M.C came to share a kinship with friend Paul Hletko and his DIY nature, collaborating with FEW Spirits to create an uneasy mix of whiskey finished in rum and vermouth casks.
